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Ok, I've decided that since I usually use this journal to vent about personal stuff I'm going to make it friends only. So if you've been a lurker and actually like to read about my pissing and moaning or random crazyness, comment and if I like you I may add you. :D

Cheers all!

You know what?


I have no idea.


( and off we go to see the purple elephants and dancing squirrels... )

Damn. Those enchilada's were HEAVEN. We ate out at this fancy Mexican place a while ago and Mom had a good time, ordered her steak the way she liked it, and got full up to the gills. After that we had to go grocery shopping for her second Mothers Day meal (which will be on sunday that I will cook... beware...lol, jk) and dad was sweet and got her a dozen roses.

We're all back home now just chillin' out. I'm waiting for seven o'clock to roll around because the Princess Bride is gonna be on and this is my first time to watch it after hearing other people on forums and stuff rave about how they liked it. So I guess I'm gonna record it so if I like it I can watch it again.

Signing off now, need to finish writing out another plot bunny that threw its self in my path.

Cheers!

Well, today has been tiring. We went out and worked on the highway fence... The barbed wire bit me on my wrist though, I think I may have hit a vein, so that's sore but only when something hits it. I gotta watch it though and remember to keep it clean so I don't get an infection or anything.

After we got back I finished chapter eight *insert wild cheering and much happy, embarrassing dancing* and have a couple scenes that could fit in the next one... Those are gonna be so fun to write. Snow fight and much running occur XD

I need to go now, gonna take Mom out to eat at the only fancy restaraunt around these parts. Mmmm, Mexican. Enchiladas!!!!


Cheers all!

Well, I'm feeling a lot happier today, mostly because chapter six is nearly finished and has turned out better than what I had hoped for. I've been blocked on ideas for it for like three days. I'm not out of ideas though, most of what I was getting I can't use yet because they would need to come later. Anyway, I'm on a happy high right now so all is good until I have to go to work. :D

This is just.... I don't know. Read at your own risk... *snort*

Once upon a time there has a young LIBRARIAN named BERT. He was RARELY NOTHING in the MILD forest when he met SWEET GUMMER, a run-away NINJA from the DARK Queen RUBY.

BERT could see that SWEET GUMMER was hungry so he reached into his FISH BOWL and give him his GRAY TOFU. SWEET GUMMER was thankful for BERT's TOFU, so he told BERT a very SCUMMY story about Queen RUBY's daughter MARILLA. How her mother, the DARK Queen RUBY, kept her locked away in a DOME protected by a gigantic ANT EATER, because MARILLA was so STICKY.

BERT RAN. He vowed to SWEET GUMMER the NINJA that he would save the STICKY MARILLA. He would STUMBLE the ANT EATER, and take MARILLA far away from her eveil mother, the DARK Queen RUBY, and LAUGH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ORANGE HOWLING WIND and SWEET GUMMER the NINJA began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT EATER from his story. DARK Queen RUBY SWISHED out from behind a TURTLE SHELL and struck BERT dead. In the far off DOME you could hear a TRIUMPHANT SNORT.

THE END.

Your Inner Retro Girl Is

1960s Hippie Chick

You Are Not a Gold Digger

You go out of your way to take care of everything in your life. Including money - which you've got plenty of, thank you very much. And you have no intentions of being a trophy girlfriend for some bald guy. Just make sure that hottie you met isn't scheming to be your boy toy! As a successful woman like you knows, gold digging goes both ways these days.

You Are a Blueberry Margarita

Honestly, there's no one quite like you. And believe it or not, most people think that's a bad thing! You're open, wild, friendly, wacky, and tons of fun. You have a big personality... and a big heart.

You Belong in Dublin

Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions. You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well. You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return. Your flirting style: Friendly Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish What you bring to relationships: Loyalty

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

^^ Pretty accurate. Scary 0_o

You Are a Soy Latte

At your best, you are: free spirited, down to earth, and relaxed At your worst, you are: dogmatic and picky You drink coffee when: you need a pick me up, and green tea isn't cutting it Your caffeine addiction level: medium

Your Birth Month is March

You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe. Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity. Your soul reflects: Respect, desire, and generosity Your gemstone: Aquamarine Your flower: Daffodil Your colors: White and light blue

Your Mood Ring is Yellow

Imaginative Wondering Thoughts Peaceful

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

You Are Likely a First Born

At your darkest moments, you feel guilty. At work and school, you do best when you're researching. When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often. In friendship, you are considerate and compromising. Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking. You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream.

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

My little sister, I am so proud of you today. I am very happy that you decided to stay instead of going back to Houston (though if you still want to eventually, I will support you) and that you have your job and are applying for a new one. I can't wait to see you today, I've really missed you since the last time we saw each other. If my schedule and mom agree I will be more than happy to take the GED classes with you becuase, frankly, I need the math part bad.

Gods, I am so happy and proud of you!!!!!!! Keep up the good work sis, you'll go far in life, I know it.

Love you hon *Hugs*

Your Love Song Is

Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Jack Johnson "Maybe you've been through this before But it's my first time so please ignore The next few lines cause they're directed at you I can't always be waiting, waiting on you I can't always be playing, playing your fool" You've been waiting for love, and you're not going to wait any longer!

You Should Be With a Water Sign!

Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces Why? You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship And while most guys can't open up enough for you, a Water Sign can Not that you're whole relationship will be soul gazing A Water Sign matches your goofy sense of humor - and desire to help others.

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Romeo + Juliet

"Has my heart loved 'till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw a true beauty 'till this night."

^^ Because I feel like SUCH a girl tonight XD

The PJ's You Are Most Like: Underwear

You enjoy the simple things in life and aren't hard to please You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love And you're confident enough to pull it off - without being overbearing

You Should Date A Swede!

You're a romantic, albeit an understated and practical one. It's more about a steady partnership for you, not unrestrained falling Your Swede will give you the unwavering love you crave While making up some mean pancakes and meatballs on the side!

You Are a Natural Beauty!

You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about... One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though You have style, but for you, style is effortless

You Are an Orange Rose

You represent desire and enthusiasm Your vibe: Sexy yet familiar Falling in love with you: happens instantly - it's a fast ride

Your French Name is:

Mabel Blaise

Please come and visit me again! Ryan's birthday is tomorrow and the short story needs to be finsihed! O great Muses of Humor, bestow unto me, your loyal follower, a gift of inspiration to finish this project and let it be done to the best of my ability. A plot bunny or three couldn't hurt either.

*Bows and chants her way out of the Muse's temple*

Here plot bunny, here plot bunny... Look who's got a carrot....


(Please ignore poster, she is insane.)

Your Passion is Pink!

You're the type of woman that would never get described as passionate... Oh but you can be passionate at times - you just don't let it show. Your passion most shows through in your sweet and optimistic attitude. And chances are, most people are very passionate about you!

You are Betty Grable

The ulitmate girl next door You're the perfect girl for most guys Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real.

You Are A Woman!

Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood. You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out. You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat. This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife!

^^ hmm, girlfriend yes. wife? Nuh uh, not yet.

You Are a Skin Deep Sweetheart

You may be supermodel gorgeous or a plain Jane. It really doesn't matter, because you're confident and secure. You don't go out looking like a slob, but you are low maintenance. You have better things to worry about than whether your nails are the right shade!

Your Scent is Lemon

Vivacious, tangy, and lively You are one gigantic ball of energy!

You Are Right Brained In Love

Bit of a drama queen Peacemaker, first to end a fight Good at thinking up creative dates Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily Going with your gut instead of your head Emphathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault Good at recognizing patterns in relationships Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart

Oh yeah! I also made a bunch more icons! *pets icons* They aint the most fancy but I made 'em so I love 'em. Yep yep.